if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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