...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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