I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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