I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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