Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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