i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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