Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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