I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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