I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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