Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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