The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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