She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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