Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
whose ass print is on the piano?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
