i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
