Your tits are I can't wait for
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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