If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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