Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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