Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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