My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You were trust falling into bushes
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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