we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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