Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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