In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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