What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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