Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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