You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I love you. Go after that dick
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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