Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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