The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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