Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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