Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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