So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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