Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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