I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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