And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?