I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea