We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?