Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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