I puked a lego.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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