I cut my penus on the lid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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