yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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