her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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