Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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