Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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