our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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