Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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