a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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