Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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