Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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