Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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