Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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