just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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