No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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