Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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