are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Man, jail baloney is awful.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
