I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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