It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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