it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
