i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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