Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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