Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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