you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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